Shiv and Steve’s Exclusive on Snapdeal Founder’s Decision And More

Steve: Hey Shiv, you saw the twist in Snapdeal’s tale? Do you think they will be profitable next year?

Shiv: Oh yes! Somehow I didn’t get their intension ? Bahl n Bansal were on board and later backed out, can’t tell about the profits but Snapdeal 2.0 will give Flipkart a run for their money!? They laid off 80% staff to resurrect, Jugnoo too laid off workforce but the reason differs ?

Steve: Well, we should we just say that they snapped the deal? But, Softbank now going forward with Flipkart’s funding is definitely an interesting response to the founders’ decision.. ?

Shiv: Haha I know SoftBank was keen to make the merger happen so to acquire the stakes in largest e-commerce marketplace but instead it has to do the funding round now ? I wonder how Snapdeal founders will react if SoftBank indeed infuses $2 Billion!

Steve: Or should we say that now Flipkart can get Softbank without buying Snapdeal? ? Pretty much like buy 1 get 1, but they got the get 1 alone or specifically get 2 billion alone.. ? Also, I could so imagine Masayoshi Son telling Snapdeal founders after Flipkart investment, “It’s nothing personal Sonny, it’s strictly business” in Godfather style.. ?

Shiv: Haha what’s with your sense of humor? You are not you today ? Go watch a movie on Amazon Prime, I’ll tell you a trick to watch it free for a year ???

Steve: Free free free ? What’s special in Prime man? Do they have latest episode of GoT? ?

Shiv: Haha even that can be managed bro ?? two episodes leaked ? do you really follow Game of Thrones? ?

Steve: If I say no, will someone kill me? ?

Shiv: Haha and your sense of humor is back ? this is the Steve I know! There’s a job opening in NASA, all you have to do is defend Earth from aliens ?? You interested?

Steve: We still have one more week for Independence day man.. or is this the Men in Black? Damn you Will Smith.. ?

Shiv: Haha coming back to the topic, I hope you kept your investment in Bitcoin ?

Steve: Oh yeah.. planning to pump in more as well.. ? Although I had once partially withdrawn the investment at 2.5x, let’s just hope that I don’t become unhappy in the end..

Shiv: I got the pun here, You taking a dig at Kalaari ehh? ?

Steve: No man, I was trying to understand what is going to be the cashback offer every time I send a chat via Paytm.

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